Author Archives: Burning and Frigid

Bitte nicht schlürfen.

Posted on June 29, 2011

Good news, everyone: I suddenly remembered I have a blog! Which is pretty great timing, because I spent a week in Germany and actually have stuff to blog about. (I mean, not that entries entirely devoted to the melting of … Continue reading →

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Google Chrome

Posted on May 10, 2011

If you’re on Twitter and have been paying attention, you may have noticed a weirdly high number of people tweeting about Google Chrome commercials making them cry. I HAVE OFFICIALLY JOINED THESE RANKS. For the love of god, Google. Quit … Continue reading →

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Häagen-Dazs

Posted on May 8, 2011

I really like Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream, but I can’t bring myself to actually get up off the couch and put my pint back in the freezer. Which means that it is slowly melting into a sad puddle while I … Continue reading →

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Someone read me poetry.

Posted on May 2, 2011

I have spent the last hour on what is, apparently, a hopeless mission: finding a good audio recording of “The Second Coming,” by William Butler Yeats. (I’m sorry, but for my own peace of mind, I have to say it: … Continue reading →

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I think I’m dying

Posted on April 30, 2011

Yes, I am being dramatic, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD there is no way my body can sustain this level of intake vs. outtake for much longer. EVEN MY CAT APPEARS CONCERNED, which he is demonstrating by staring intently … Continue reading →

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Dit und Dat

Posted on April 28, 2011

So, in general, I am pretty terrible at sleeping, something which is only getting worse as I get older. Here are a few things that will legitimately keep me up at night if they are not remedied immediately. (NONE OF … Continue reading →

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Somebody should probably intervene here.

Posted on April 22, 2011

Currently, I am enamored with the idea of getting tattoos similar to the jewelry or whatever that is all over Imogen Heap’s neck and arm in this video. I am actually not kidding. Seriously, somebody should probably intervene here.

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