Author Archives: Burning and Frigid
Bitte nicht schlürfen.
Good news, everyone: I suddenly remembered I have a blog! Which is pretty great timing, because I spent a week in Germany and actually have stuff to blog about. (I mean, not that entries entirely devoted to the melting of … Continue reading
Google Chrome
If you’re on Twitter and have been paying attention, you may have noticed a weirdly high number of people tweeting about Google Chrome commercials making them cry. I HAVE OFFICIALLY JOINED THESE RANKS. For the love of god, Google. Quit … Continue reading
Häagen-Dazs
I really like Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream, but I can’t bring myself to actually get up off the couch and put my pint back in the freezer. Which means that it is slowly melting into a sad puddle while I … Continue reading
Someone read me poetry.
I have spent the last hour on what is, apparently, a hopeless mission: finding a good audio recording of “The Second Coming,” by William Butler Yeats. (I’m sorry, but for my own peace of mind, I have to say it: … Continue reading
I think I’m dying
Yes, I am being dramatic, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD there is no way my body can sustain this level of intake vs. outtake for much longer. EVEN MY CAT APPEARS CONCERNED, which he is demonstrating by staring intently … Continue reading
Dit und Dat
So, in general, I am pretty terrible at sleeping, something which is only getting worse as I get older. Here are a few things that will legitimately keep me up at night if they are not remedied immediately. (NONE OF … Continue reading
Somebody should probably intervene here.
Currently, I am enamored with the idea of getting tattoos similar to the jewelry or whatever that is all over Imogen Heap’s neck and arm in this video. I am actually not kidding. Seriously, somebody should probably intervene here.
“I know that’s redundant, but otherwise it doesn’t spell anything.”
Okay, so in one of my very first blog entries, I mentioned that this blog would probably include “a healthy dose of information about my cat’s daily activities.” And yet, here we are, several months in…AND I HAVE NOT DELIVERED! … Continue reading
Upside: No Philosophy; Downside: No Calvin & Hobbes
When I was about 13 years old, my mother said to me: “You have an addictive personality. Never drink.” THIS MAY OR MAY NOT have been in reference to the fact that I really liked the Backstreet Boys. Who knows. … Continue reading
This Blog Entry Will Almost Certainly Bore You
This is another boring blog entry, and I apologize in advance. I feel badly that I told a bunch of additional people about this stupid blog, and now am writing consecutive posts that refer to philosophy. Sorry, guys. I assure … Continue reading
