I really like Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream, but I can’t bring myself to actually get up off the couch and put my pint back in the freezer. Which means that it is slowly melting into a sad puddle while I sit idly by, doing nothing but lamenting its demise.
THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR I JUST HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO BLOG ABOUT
Needless to say, not a weekend worth remembering.
Also I should have been in bed two hours ago.