The other day, I watched exactly twenty minutes of Glenn Beck. Now, twenty minutes is not a particularly long time. For example, I cannot get to work in twenty minutes. I cannot go grocery shopping in twenty minutes. I cannot … Continue reading
So, when I was a senior in high school, I decided to try out that whole “dark and depressed moody teenager” thing. I was pretty good at it! My hair was dyed “plum,” I identified with books like The Bell … Continue reading
The most interesting thing I read today was an article about the hardest words to translate into English: http://hotword.dictionary.com/translate/. Sadly, the list did not include the one word I wanted it to include, a Czech word: litost. I learned about … Continue reading
It’s like he reads my blog, or something.
After posting the previous blog entry, in which I explain that everyone should join Twitter in order to avoid Alzheimer’s, I decided that googling “Chuck Grassley” and “Twitter” would be a great idea. I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE CORRECT. … Continue reading
Sometimes in the middle of the night I have weird ideas that seem GREAT, but then I wake up and realize that they are not at all great. One of these ideas was to create a full blog entry out … Continue reading
Here are some things I learned while traveling for business in Las Vegas: 1. Tom Collichio’s restaurants are overrated. SORRY, but it’s true. My dad’s lobster is better. 2. Rick Moonen’s restaurants are underappreciated. THEY POUR LIQUID NITROGEN OVER HOT … Continue reading